There are very few times in web browsing history that I have found a website that has made me laugh so hard in such a short period of time. This website now rivals my favorite website "Stuff White People Like". Texts From Last Night is here to show you how boring the texts in on your phone are by posting the most outlandish texts from all over the USA. Think I’m kidding? Check it:
Best Night Section:
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Worst Night Section:
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Texts From Last Night will cheer you up on days like today when the stock market is down and half of Los Angeles is burning.
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